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Beside The Empty Seat*

A Somewhat Personal & Very Non-objective View of Life In Japan


ISSUE: January/February2004

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Tip of the Month & Where-to-Go!

This Month's Topics:

  1. Japan prepared for SARS? Not yet!

  2. China punishes 'orgy' organisers, but not Japan

  3. Teachers who misbehave or merely express an opinion

  4. Crime File

  5. Top 10 successful innovators of the year

  6. Crisis time for the imperial family

  7. Let's upset our neighbours and maintain good relations

  8. Say That Again

  9. Japan wants more UN clout for its money

  10. How the Iraq War could lead to conscription here

  11. "Ready Steady NihonGO"?

  12. Using Koizumi-san as bait for tourists

 

Crime File

'Now that the cold weather is here, you might like to consider having a Japanese style bath. If so, here's what to do when you use a Japanese public bath. After paying at the counter and leaving your clothes in the locker provided, discretely cover the front of your body with a washcloth before entering the main chamber. Fill the small basin provided with water and soap yourself completely before rinsing; repeat this process several times. Once you are really clean (and not before), enter the water but remember -- it will be VERY hot indeed so ease yourself in slowly. Then lie back and enjoy it!'
(Taken from the 'Gaijin's Guide to Living in Japan')

'It's a worrying but important fact that Tokyo will almost certainly get a serious earthquake sooner or later. Japan is pretty well prepared but many gaijins here are not. A visit to the Honjo Bosai-Kan will help you prepare. They offer a 3- hour training session in life safety including earthquakes, etc. The centre has an English pamphlet and some English is spoken. Open 9-5pm, but closed on Wednesday. Nearest station is Kinshicho JR. For more information, call 03-3621-0119." 

(For more suggestions, check out the 'Gaijin's Guide to Enjoying Tokyo')

Miss last month's 'Empty Seat'? Not to worry.  You can check out the Gaijin's previous ramblings with remarkable ease by clicking on one of the links on the right.

2002

2003

Well that's 2004 launched in true 'Empty Seat' fashion ! Now even though Tokyo's latitude is almost the same as that
of Los Angeles, Athens and Tehran, it certainly doesn't feel like it right now. It's winter for sure and as Japanese homes are strangers to insulation, that means it's damn'd cold inside, too. What's more, central heating is an evil, western idea not suitable for Japanese families. Oh yeah, their offices have central heating but not their homes. Why not? Because central heating makes homes too heavy and that's bad for the earthquake capital of the world. So offices don't get earthquakes? Of course they do and what's more, office owners tell builders what they want, whereas it seems builders tell Japanese home buyers  what they want! Being a nation renowned for not complaining does have some drawbacks. Anyway, while my thoughts lie on a distant beach and my feet freeze in my expensive, unheated home, I shall love you and leave you. Needless to say, if you should feel like returning here around the same time next month, you'll be more than welcome. You know the address so don't be a stranger, OK? Until then, take it easy and keep on keeping on. 

The Gaijin

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* Regular travellers on Japan's buses & trains know that the seat next to a foreigner will
 usually remain empty, even during the rush hours. This can rankle at first but should really be seen as a relief in a place where space is hard to find. It is also amusing to see a tired 'salaryman' torn between sitting next to a foreigner or remaining on his feet!


 

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