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Beside The Empty Seat*

A Somewhat Personal & Very Non-objective View of Life In Japan


ISSUE: November/December 2003

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This Month's Topics:

  1. Got a naughty child? Then starve her!

  2. Having North Korea as a neighbour is not nice

  3. Government will 'allow' us to work even longer!

  4. Teachers being taught how to be Japanese

  5. So Japan does have a mafia problem after all

  6. US Servicemen seem less safe here now

  7. Say That Again

  8. A beginner's guide to Ishihara-san

  9. A rare piece of praise for Tokyo's municipality

  10. I dream of escaping -- to North Korea?

  11. You'll pay for killing that cop -- literally!

  12. Japanese 'lewd' behaviour upsets China yet again

  13. They look like soldiers, smell like soldiers, but . . .

  14. How to avoid punishment -- join the Civil Service!

  15. The OECD criticises Japanese Dads, government & firms

  16. Dealing with the homeless: Tokyo versus Bangkok

  17. Japan's ATM catch up with and exceed the West

  18. Praising the police -- I kid you not!

  19. When is a Japanese not a Japanese?

 

However, even for those schoolgirls who don't feel the need to supplement their income with 'commercial dates', meeting perverts is very easy -- just look for a teacher. The Asahi Geino weekly quoted a Kanagawa Women's Centre spokesperson's comments on the increasing number of sexual harassment cases by school teachers:
"We've heard from girls whose teachers peeked up their skirts or put their hands inside their clothes or underwear. Some kids have even reported being kissed on their breasts or buttocks."

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Now you thought that everyone knew smoking cigarettes causes cancer, right? WRONG! Seems that Japan hasn't yet got the message, doubtless due to the fact that the #1 tobacco company, Japan Tobacco, only recently ceased to be a government monopoly. Believe it or not, the Tokyo District Court recently rejected a lawsuit filed by 6 smokers who demanded compensation from Japan Tobacco for getting cancer, as the court said there was no proven link between smoking and cancer. As their lawyer, Yoshio Isayama, said:
"The ruling shows that Japan has become a laughingstock to the world."
This is the same thinking style that kept safe contraceptive pills out of Japan for so many years, in order that doctors wouldn't lose their abortion fees, methinks.

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It's an old story about the number of women who attend boxing matches, the attraction of bloodsports seeming to draw them in. The same, it seems, goes for criminal trials. At present,  Joji Obara, the 50-year-old Tokyo businessman charged with drugging and raping numerous women, and suspected of murdering former British Airways flight attendant Lucie Blackman, is still on trial here and one court reporter commenting on the public gallery said:
"You always see several dating couples in the spectator seats. I guess young women get a thrill out of watching."

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It's rare for me to express strong agreement for a local judge but there's always an exception. Therefore, well done to a local juvenile court judge who, during a closed-door hearing, told a boy belonging to a motorbike gang (where he and 2 other boys are being tried on a fatal assault charge): 
"Dog dirt can be used as fertilizer but motorbike gangs are of no use, more useless than industrial waste."
Nice one, judge!

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Many Asians must have breathed a slight sigh of relief that Malaysia's answer to Governor Ishihara, outgoing Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad, has finally called it a day. However, he couldn't resist the temptation to upset some one else before leaving and so one of his last official comments, regarding the decline of Japanese society, was:
"I have never seen so many Japanese blondes before and most of the time they're dancing to music. Japan wants to change its whole culture completely and adopt Western culture. If you do that, you're going down."
As someone who recently visited Malaysia and was totally underwhelmed by the experience, I can only say that the reason some Japanese dye their hair and dance to music is because they are free to do so, something that maybe cannot be said of Malaysia's youth. Physician, heal thyself!

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Next time you feel like enjoying some hot email chat with a lovely Japanese lady, bear in mind the comments of a Japanese man, Taro Anjo, who works at an online matchmaking site: 
"I get ¥80,000 a week, working 8 hours for 4 days. Most guys want email from young girls, so some guys who can write as though they're a gal type can pick up ¥600,000 a month."
That's right, guys. That hot email chick may need a shave more than you do!

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I rarely visit the doctor unless I am VERY sick, as I have never been one to eulogise the medical profession, believing that doctors are human and therefore make mistakes -- though they do seem less willing to admit the same! My view seems to be supported by Makoto Kondo, a lecturer at the Keio University School of Medicine. He believes that incompetence and negligence are rife among Japan's doctors and in hospitals, saying:

"Treatments are becoming like experiments. There are few penalties and doctors just do what they want."

'Winter is here now, and a popular winter trip for Japanese is to visit the onsen -- hot springs resort. If you decide to try one (And I recommend you do), don't be surprised (or embarrassed) to see men & women bathing together. It's not common but it can still be found in some older, less 'cosmopolitan' bathing places.'
(Taken from the 'Gaijin's Guide to Living in Japan')

'Like I said, the weather is now much cooler and so you might want to spend more time indoors. A good place to avoid the cold and maybe get some internal heating is the Japanese Sake Center (5-9-1, Ginza, Chuo-ku). You may not enjoy the exhibits, but you might enjoy the tasting. You can taste several types of sake for a small flat fee and you even get to keep the small, traditional sake cup. What's more, if you know of a particular kind of Nihonshu (sake) you like, something you tasted at a izakaya one night, you can give them the name and they'll check their database and give you a printout of where you can buy it. For more information, call 3575-0656.' 

(For more suggestions, check out the 'Gaijin's Guide to Enjoying Tokyo')