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Beside The Empty Seat*

A Somewhat Personal & Very Non-objective View of Life In Japan


ISSUE: October/November 2003

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This Month's Topics:

  1. Things get hot in Nagoya, but who's to blame?

  2. High unemployment is good news for some

  3. Rapists might get a taste of their own medicine

  4. The female of the species . . .

  5. Koizumi-san wins but did Japan?

  6. Physician, heal thyself!

  7. Playing games with other countries' names

  8. Say That Again

  9. Man's best friend -- especially in Japan!

  10. Even the crime statistics are segregated!

  11. What's good for the goose is not good for the gander

  12. Japanese visitors get a little too close to the locals

  13. Being elite just isn't what it used to be

  14. Police act quickly to stop a master criminal

  15. Organised crime & a chained body in the sea -- in Japan?

  16. The great train rice robbery

  17. They must be a good bank -- look at their lipstick!

  18. A Japanese judge shows the West how it's done . . .

  19. . . . But a teacher shows the darker side

 

Another thing I should maybe avoid commenting on is the comment of Mr. Yuki Ishimatsu, 33, who told Police:
'I like high school girls & like to be dressed like them.' 

He  was arrested for groping a 16-year-old girl while he himself was dressed like a schoolgirl. Police found 420 items of female underwear & clothing at his house. I suppose a man needs a hobby but . . .

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A lot of the comments this month concern crime in Japan. Well, a disquieting new crime trend has come to light here recently. Police affairs journalist Akio Kuroki described it thus:
"Growing numbers of women are seducing men & stealing their wallets just as they have lured them into a relaxed mode." 
Now any 'femme fatale' who tries that on me is going to get a big disappointment when she examines my wallet. However, it might be fun letting her try!

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On a lighter note, you might find this hard (or interesting) to believe, but Tokyo recently hosted an all-girl symposium on breasts. Yes, that's right. What great philosophical points were debated I cannot say but Yuka Igarashi, an exceedingly well qualified attendee (an 86-cm D-cup) was quoted as explaining:
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Some girls have complexes about their large breasts. Others use them as weapons. Men are so simpleminded. It's so easy to get a rise out of them." 
I wouldn't like to support or deny such a notion, but I suppose she should know, after all!

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Lastly, a sobering thought, especially for those folk who criticise nations like Japan that keep & use the death penalty. This quotation comes from Mamoru Takuma who was sentenced to death for stabbing 8 schoolchildren to death during a rampage at an elementary school in Osaka Prefecture back in June 2001. He said:
"I should have used gasoline, so I could have killed more than I did."
If he doesn't deserve to experience death for himself, who does!

'Don't feel left out or disappointed if none of your Japanese friends or colleagues ever invite you back to their home, as this isn't further proof of racism. It's just that Japanese rarely entertain at home, as their homes are often far too small. However, if you do get such an invitation, you should consider it a true honour, as this means that your host feels comfortable & close with you.'
(Taken from the 'Gaijin's Guide to Living in Japan')

'As the weather is now very much less pleasant, you might enjoy somewhere indoors. Well, try Tokyo's 2 main public libraries. The Central Reference Library (non-lending) is located inside Arisugawa Park, Hiroo, & has many foreign newspapers, periodicals & books. The Central (lending) Library is also located inside a park, Hibiya Park. Bring your Gaijin card to get a membership card (if you are a Tokyo resident). Apart from having 5,000 books magazines & newspapers, it also offers a free copying service. Open 10-8pm. For information, call 3502-0101..' 

(For more suggestions, check out the 'Gaijin's Guide to Enjoying Tokyo')